February 2012
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
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korean-fashion:
“i’ll finish my homework in the afternoon”
“i’ll finish my homework at night”
“i’ll finish my homework tomorrow morning”
“i’ll finish my homework during my free”
“i’ll finish my homework during homeroom”
“i’ll finish my homework in the hallway”
“i’ll finish my homework before class”
“i’ll finish my homework during class”
“i’ll finish my homework late”
“i’ll finish my...
